turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via msenjoli)

"To the extent that the word ‘desegregation’ remains in our vocabulary, it describes an antique principle, not a current priority. Today, we are more likely to talk of diversity—but diversification and desegregation are not the same undertaking. To speak of diversity, in light of this country’s history of racial recidivism, is to focus on bringing ethnic variety to largely white institutions, rather than dismantling the structures that made them so white to begin with."

Jelani Cobb on the failure of desegregation: http://nyr.kr/Qs3Ktj

(via newyorker)

(Source: newyorker.com, via msenjoli)

bunnyfood:

Same.

Tags: word

msenjoli:

I dunno after talking to so many women this week (already!) who do not feel entitled to insist on their safety, who correctly assume they won’t be taken seriously if they speak up about stuff, and as a result either (1) water down their complaint so much that it doesn’t sound like a complaint anymore or (2) don’t complain at all because society’s done such a fucking number on us we don’t even believe ourselves anymore, if anything we need a campaign to embrace bossy.

Like, I think of how if a dude were involved in some of these scenarios, they’d be over and done because a dude who is like “no you will not dismiss me, this is fucked up and you know it and if it’s not resolved I will fucking end you,” that guy’s not going to be labeled hysterical.

I’m more than a little done with this culture where we are so afraid to be accused over-reacting we hardly react at all. I wish we could raise a generation of girls who were like “the worst thing in the world isn’t being called a ball-busting bitch, it’s being on the wrong side of me when you don’t get right like I told you to.” Shit.

“the worst thing in the world isn’t being called a ball-busting bitch, it’s being on the wrong side of me when you don’t get right like I told you to.”

!!!!!!

Yeah, I like this a lot.

mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

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bongsniffer:

i woke up like dis

bongsniffer:

i woke up like dis

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bebinn:

Native women are more likely than any other minority group to be victims of sexual abuse. According to the Department of Justice, more of these crimes are committed by white offenders, and there are too many stories to count of white men coming from outside the reservation to…

Can something be both horrifying and not surprising, dictionary?

khealywu:

julii-wolfe:

ridexridexponyx:

if you dont like otters i dont like you

& where do the rest of us get our face hugging Otters?

SOMEONE GET NICOLE, NICOLE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

WE’RE AT LEVEL 10, FACE-HUGGING OTTER LEVEL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

!!!!!!!

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)